Join the First Lady in wishing the President a happy Father’s Day:

— Barack Obama

Australian mates! Try a bit harder while having sex this valentine and don’t use any protection for you could win a $99 worth crib for your baby born on 14th November 2013 (exactly after 9 months from today). No kidding! This is the Valentine’s gift from Ikea, world’s largest furniture retailer. Ikea Australia advertised this in newspapers:

It reads the following:

To celebrate Valentine’s Day, IKEA is offering parents-to-be a free cot if your baby is born on November 14, 2013. Limit of one cot per baby. Proof of birth must be provided. Voucher must be presented to redeem offer. Delivery not included.

Check the last line of the advertisement. Delivery (neither for product’s nor for the baby’s :P) charges are not included. Quite obvious. Many people may argue that there is no certainty that a baby will be born in exactly nine months. Right! But here is the thing, IKEA doesn’t care when you made out and when you conceived. If you are so much interested in it, just keep this cutting of newspaper if you are remotely hopeful of ‘achieving’ parenthood on 14th November.

And no, I don’t know any such offers on diapers.